May the BIR accuse me of violation of the tax code, I plead ‘GUILTY as charged’!

(Source: cpaitlogpugo)
BOY: Alam mo ba? You are taxable by 15% on your GROSS taxable income.
GIRL: Bakit?!
BOY: 'Cause you are SPECIAL!
GIRL: *kileeegs!*
GIRL: Uy! Bagong Cellphone! Kanino yan?!
BOY: Uhm, Sayo yan!
GIRL: Huh? Paano naging sa akin yan?!
BOY: Ganun kasi pag CONJUGAL di ba?! Lahat ng pagmamay-ari ko, pagmamay-ari mo din!
GIRL: *blush*
DEMENTED THEME BY: FUCKYEAHADEK POWERED BY: TUMBLR

