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Si CPA Itlogpugo ay magiging CPA sa hinaharap at mahilig kumain ng kwek-kwek kung kaya't nakuha niya ang kanyang pangalan. He's not a good conversionalist so he is expressing his self here at his blog.

Mahilig siya sa sports, sa paglalaro ng Dota at marunong din siya mag-Gitara. He loves burgers, spaghetti, kwek-kwek, turon, chocolates, OPM, beautiful girls and everything nice!

NGSB ako. Di ako bakla. Sadyang magaling lang ako pumigil ng aking damdamin.
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May the BIR accuse me of violation of the tax code, I plead ‘GUILTY as charged’!

(Source: cpaitlogpugo)

BOY: Alam mo ba? You are taxable by 15% on your GROSS taxable income.
GIRL: Bakit?!
BOY: 'Cause you are SPECIAL!
GIRL: *kileeegs!*
GIRL: Uy! Bagong Cellphone! Kanino yan?!
BOY: Uhm, Sayo yan!
GIRL: Huh? Paano naging sa akin yan?!
BOY: Ganun kasi pag CONJUGAL di ba?! Lahat ng pagmamay-ari ko, pagmamay-ari mo din!
GIRL: *blush*

Sabi ng prof ko may Resident-alien at nonresident-alien daw e.. Oh di ba?!


(Source: cpaitlogpugo)